fuckg-0-d:

im young beautiful and having so much fun rotting in my bed

the2headedcalf-moved:

do you ever think about those friend-for-an-hour strangers that you only met because you ended up in a weird situation with them?

kitfisto:

slimetony:

kitfisto:

man 2008 had some bangers!!!!!!

there was a financial crisis

sorry i was like 11 i only remember the bangers 

thenarator:

as someone with a bachelor’s degree in english, i am inexpressibly tired of people telling me to get highly specific jobs that often require highly specific degrees. “just go write for a magazine!” you need a journalism degree for that. “just teach!” you need a teaching certificate, and also fuck you. “just go work at a tutoring place!” tutoring children with learning disabilities, which make up the majority of the clientele at those places, requires not only a teaching certificate but a specialized master’s degree. “just go work at a library!” you need a master’s degree in library science to be a librarian. it is actually a highly skilled and extremely competitive field. you don’t just “go work at a library,” you train for years in the vain hope that you will get one of handful of available jobs. “just go work at a library.” the nerve. the unmitigated gall. “just go work at a library.” ugh.

huntachieve:

bob-belcher:

teenagerposts:

starsberrisnunicorns:

Did the cat just give–

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

this is the wholesome pure content we need more of

plasdickbottle:

I’ve never related to anything more omfg

shuricallme:

It’s like two people who don’t exist are interacting

charlottekaye:

If you were emo once you’re emo for life, whether you wear the uniform anymore or not

mechalesbian:

me when the lady in the shape of water flooded her apartment and the cinema downstairs so she could get that fish dick

fairymonger:

thatthreeanon:

teamnowalls:

the amount of floridian energy emanating from here is ridiculous 

OFH DA BOHT

he really tryna square up with an alligator

alhossan20:

set your past on fire and leave

mckitterick:

capatalismnt:

Updates:

“Where Are They Now? A Year Later, Mixed Fortunes For Panama Papers Line-Up.”

“Daphne Caruana Galizia, the journalist who led the Panama Papers investigation into corruption, was killed in a car bomb.”

lipoils:

*survives another year*